New Bin Laden Video Revealed!

"One of the great delusional fictions that bloggers operate under is that there are people out there who actually care what a blogger has to say!"

- Fr. Edward T. Oakes (blogging at First Things' "On The Square")

"Jump to Prevent Global Warming"

Jump to Prevent Global Warming. WorldJumpDay.org, an Internet site created to recruit 600,000,000 people to jump simultaneously on July 20 at 11:39:13 GMT in an effort to shift Earth's position, on the premise that

[on July 20] "Earth occupies one of the most fragile positions in its orbits for the last 100 years." According to the site, the shift in orbit will "stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogeneous climate."

The site and project -- but of course -- is a a joke, but nevertheless managed to garner the estimated participation of 600,248.012 "registered jumpers."

Link by Shawn at Everything I Know Is Wrong.

Save the . . . Gay Penguins?!?

Gay outrage over penguin sex test BBC News. Feb. 14, 2005.

Nausea, however, is interesting compared with the actual symptoms of going-through-the-motions sickness induced by Living History. The book does not contain even a dog-worthy return to the vomit of the Lewinsky scandal. And the stingy-mama-bird regurgitations of Whitewater excuses and evasions will leave the most adoring Hillary chick wanting more worm.

P.J. O'Rourke reviewing Hillary Clinton's Living History
Weely Standard Vol. 8, No. 42

Sweet . . .