- GIBSON: Did you forget I was there? That was the lamest throw I have ever laid eyes on. You barely cleared…
KERRY: I am not sure why you would say that Charlie, I have quite the manly arm.
GIBSON: I distinctly recall you executing more of a light toss, or a flip.
KERRY: This is ridiculous; a reporter of the "Boston Globe" was there, dozens of photographers were there. I clearly threw those medals over in a manly maneuver.
GIBSON: Medals?
KERRY: I did not say medals.
GIBSON: How do you explain the folding of your right leg? I noticed it, others did to. I believe you also did somewhat of a hop.
KERRY: Absolutely, that's absolutely incorrect Charlie. Both my feet where planted firmly on the ground. A reporter of the "Boston Globe" was there, dozens of photographers were there. I, without a doubt, threw like a man. I was in Vietnam you know. I won a purple heart, I won a bronze star. You do not get those by throwing like a girl.
GIBSON: The reporter from the “Boston Globe” called you Sally. Could it be possible you are unaware of your feminine throw? Is it possible that you cannot make the distinction?
KERRY: We made no distinction back then, Charlie. We made no distinction whether it was a feminine toss. I was in Vietnam.
GIBSON: Senator, are you crying?
From the parody website Broken Newz.
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